suddenlycaptain | CONTACT ;; ataraxion

You got Sulu first. I get this one first.

[ tony swear to god what. ]

What?

The one who let out the long spiel about wanting to help. Wanted to know which departments needed help.

Sulu defaults to you, technically. Even if he pulls every shift in every department under the sun. I want this one defaulting to me.

No, Sulu tends to default to Kirk despite the fact that he should default to me.

Home ties. But you still rank above me in defaulting.

Or did I imagine all those times I was told I have to go to the shuttle bay.

Bullshit ties.

I don't know, did you?

Just because you hate everyone from home doesn't mean everyone else does.

Funny. [ not actually funny at all. ] Point is, he does. Ergo, I earned this one because I share Sulu with you and I'll share this one with you.

I don't hate Riddick. One out of two isn't bad.

It's up to him, but fine.

But do you like him?

He looks like he just gets bored easily. We'll have to share him with science too but Chapel's— Chapel.

It's complicated.

He seems interested in trying to solve our fuel shortage problem, at least. If he does that then I don't care what he's got on his arm.

"Complicated".

[ wrong word to use with tony, oops. ]

If he does that, I might actually kiss him.

That's what I said.

[ o o p s ]

You and me both.

This is significantly less funny when you don't get the joke I want to say.

Tell me how that one goes on your end.

What?

He's going to take a look. That's something.

I'm not explaining a joke I can't even say.

A very tiny something.

Why can't you say it?

It's more than half the people on this ship have been willing to do.

Because it's not funny when you don't understand it.

Technically most of them haven't been qualified to even try. Not in the mood to see a bunch of explosions from idiots. Just saying.

That seems to be how most people amuse themselves around me.

That's why I train mine.

This joke requires you get it for it to be funny.

Mine already come trained.

You are an odd man.

Not for this ship they don't.

Noted.

Fast learners. Base training. So much less work.

Most of mine have base training, and they're all fast learners.

[ And... teenagers... ]

Base training as in doing this for a while?

Yes.

[ Not always spacecraft but beggars can't be choosers. ]

Better base training than yours in my fields. Have fun with the runts. :D

[ And then he cuts the feed. Oops. ]

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