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suddenlycaptain) wrote2012-06-19 05:37 pm
suddenlycaptain) wrote2012-06-19 05:37 pm
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ataraxion
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CAROLYN FRY
CAROLYN FRY
CONTACT ;;
[ This is an automated message relayed on an encrypted comms filter. It's about as vamped up as a filter can get. Nathan's voice is crisp and monotonous, like he's reading from a flight manual. ]
Comms has picked up a transmission underneath the earlier reported static. Be advised, shortly we will be making an announcement of a portion of our findings to the ship. The following audio will not be attached, however motivated individuals will no doubt discover it shortly after. Circulation is inevitable, but efforts should be made to delay such a release. All sections are advised to respond to the concerns of non-personel in a soothing and efficient manner until the message's source and purpose has been identified.
Please stand by for further details.
[ Attached: intercepted-transmission.wav; static that quite suddenly breaks into terrible screaming. ]
Communications out.
Comms has picked up a transmission underneath the earlier reported static. Be advised, shortly we will be making an announcement of a portion of our findings to the ship. The following audio will not be attached, however motivated individuals will no doubt discover it shortly after. Circulation is inevitable, but efforts should be made to delay such a release. All sections are advised to respond to the concerns of non-personel in a soothing and efficient manner until the message's source and purpose has been identified.
Please stand by for further details.
[ Attached: intercepted-transmission.wav; static that quite suddenly breaks into terrible screaming. ]
Communications out.
Star Wars?
He's filling in for Sulu. Just remember, he's not the actual captain of the ship and he's not the one in charge down there. Don't let his presence get to you.
He's filling in for Sulu. Just remember, he's not the actual captain of the ship and he's not the one in charge down there. Don't let his presence get to you.
[ ... do you really want her to answer that... ]
I haven't asked.
I haven't asked.
You don't know what I'm talking about. [ A pause of disbelief. ] No, you don't, do you? Alright, fine, but you didn't hear it from me.
[ The most serious voice. What do you mean supposed to be busy? He also includes the first four notes of the theme tune, because there's no saying this without them. Bing, bing, bing, bing. ]
Space. The final frontier. These are the voyages. Of the Starship. Enterprise. It's five year mission. To explore strange. New worlds. To seek out. New life. And new civilisations. To boldly go. Where no man. Has gone before.
[ The most serious voice. What do you mean supposed to be busy? He also includes the first four notes of the theme tune, because there's no saying this without them. Bing, bing, bing, bing. ]
Space. The final frontier. These are the voyages. Of the Starship. Enterprise. It's five year mission. To explore strange. New worlds. To seek out. New life. And new civilisations. To boldly go. Where no man. Has gone before.
[ There is a very, very long pause. ]
Why are you talking like that? That doesn't make any sense.
Why are you talking like that? That doesn't make any sense.
It's still you.
[ Pause. ]
Who's G.I. Jane?
[ Thanks Nathan. ]
[ Pause. ]
Who's G.I. Jane?
[ Thanks Nathan. ]
Hey, Nill-- this is Jenna, the one running the dinners? Anyway, I just wanted to check a couple things with you, so give me a text back when you get a chance?
No rush, it's just-- [ aaaaaaaaaaaand looking down at the screen. ]
--crap, I totally misdialed and now I have no idea who I'm talking to. Sorry about this, person who hopefully isn't the creep who looks like my ex and thinks I'm a crazy drunk.
No rush, it's just-- [ aaaaaaaaaaaand looking down at the screen. ]
--crap, I totally misdialed and now I have no idea who I'm talking to. Sorry about this, person who hopefully isn't the creep who looks like my ex and thinks I'm a crazy drunk.
[ There's a long pause before Carolyn replies. ]
... Pretty sure I'm not either of those.
... Pretty sure I'm not either of those.
Yeah, sorry. I think I just... messed up pushing buttons.
...you don't happen to like eating regular meals, do you?
...you don't happen to like eating regular meals, do you?
Don't worry about it. [ She guesses. ]
... When I'm not buried in work, sure.
... When I'm not buried in work, sure.
And if I pointed out that not eating could cause you to be literally buried?
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suddenlycaptain
2012-11-19 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
We'd have to be planetside for that.
[ That was supposed to be a joke. ]
[ That was supposed to be a joke. ]
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